Because this story MUST be preserved and remembered for all time...
Emily and Sydney are playing quietly with blocks.
Grandma Blackham comes over and sits by them on the floor, causing a small gap to form between the top of her pants and the bottom of her shirt.)
Two year old Sydney, concerned, stands up and shuffles over to Grandma Blackham.
Without reservation, she pulls back Grandma's pants and peers inside.
(Blackout. End scene.)