I've been keeping a log in my phone of funny things the girls say for... oh... probably a year now. Intending to put a couple on the blog every week or so.
Obviously a smashing success.
So while I'm thinking about it...
[They're a bit heavy on the Emily-isms. More Sydney to come. I promise.]
Emily: I'm hugging TWO hugs!
As my sister is heading out the door after visiting:
Emily: Don't forget your eyebrows!
Sydney used to give me a round of applause after I changed her diaper. And would then say, "Thank you, Mommy!"
Emily: "MOM! Dad's snitching the mom and kids stuff!" (Costco coupons)
Emily: Did you drop me off in heaven when you went to the temple to get married? And then picked me up after?
Kirby: (After the bedtime routine) Do you girls want your door closed? Or open a crack?
Sydney: I want a cracker!!
Emily's names of choice for Sam were:
"Hagrid Grandpa," "Raspberry Cupcake," and "Crab."
Sydney: "It's Mister Manda!" (Miss Amanda is Emily's preschool teacher.)
Emily: We don't like Pocahontas because she's an ALIEN PRINCESS.
Emily: I'm stretching out my legs so I can be taller than my sister! Look how long my legs are! If I keep doing this I won't even need a birthday!
Sydney: Minnie Mouse pancakes are my favorite color!
Both girls call DVDs "D-V-Deeves"
Both girls call cookies "Cyookees"
Emily calls nutcrackers "Nackers."
Computer = Picyooter.
Lunch Lady Land: